I’ve been checking my feedburner account for a couple days now and came across something interesting.
First let’s explain what feedburner is. Feedburner is a website that you join and point an RSS feed at. Then Feedburner basically mimics that RSS feed, and lets you do additional modification to their copy magically. This means you don’t have to learn the XML tags for RSS. I lose some geek cred by admitting this is my reason for using it, but whatever, I just wanted to get going fast. Back to the story. I was looking at this:

So as you can see the number is two. I find that deliciously funny but it was even better when I read the data. Go look for yourself… no really. I’ll wait. It’s here:
http://theoryfromthecloset.com/pics/subscribers.png
So if you looked– you don’t likely know what I found so funny, but if you examine the two; one is ipodder on Linux, and the other is Firefox’s Live bookmarks. Both of which are me. So that means… 2 divided by 1 = 1, or 2 = 1 times me minus content creator = 0 subscribers, depending on how you do the math.
Don’t worry I’ve got at least 5 times (Hail Eris!) that many subscribers according to what I can figure with my website stats, or if you feel really sad for me then use the second math formula and I have infinity times as many subscribers and that’s a lot.
Have a good day.

7:16 pm on September 3rd, 2007
I’ve been wondering how to get in touch with you.And now, that i have discovered your website, i don’t know what to say.I found your website by
accident.I was looking for information on a Comanche chief by the name of Quanah Parker, an ancestor of ours.I decided to see what results I’d get by typing in our last name and here i am.What I’ve read is quite interesting.I can’t tell you how surprised i was when i found your name in the results.
I hope you don’t mind me contacting you this way.Email me when you get some time.
1:55 am on September 4th, 2007
Hey Dad,
Well this website is a direct result of you buying me my first edition of D+D, from the Bookstack. The last I heard no one knew where you were, and I’ve lost my contact for Aunt Vickie so haven’t been able to inquire again. I’ll email you soon, but I’ve got to get ready for work.
3:23 pm on January 9th, 2008
So, what this tells us is that you are your own biggest fan!
Don’t worry, I’m there as well, so there’s at least 11 listeners out there.
3:39 pm on January 9th, 2008
Hey Daniel,
*laughs* Thanks man. This post was three days after I started last year. Feedburner says I have 50 times as many subscribers. I say I have more around 400 times as many.
Hey if you check back… you never answered me about that show I wanted to do with you. Do I need to send you a reminder to refresh your memory about what I’m talking about?